Monday, October 26, 2009

Kate Hudsons Vagina Cures Cancer

BETHESDA, MD - Doctors at the National Institutes of Heath believe to have made an important breakthrough in developing a cure for cancer.

The treatment, discovered within the vaginal walls of actress Kate Hudson, has managed to kill cancer cells at a rapid rate.

"We've found that patients were not only going into remission but also able to hit a baseball in the month of October." Says Dr. April. "The downside is they do an excessive amount of unnecessary spitting."

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